" family man "

 [ "family man" ]

1: a man who has a wife and children, or who enjoys spending a lot of time with them

  * e.g.,  ... He is an honest family man who will not give up this fight. 

 [ "Family Man" ]

1: A man who has settled down from an otherwise adventurous lifestyle and started a family. The ultimate destiny of anyone who fights, and subsequently loses to, Guile from the Street Fighter franchise. Family men are known to be overly patriotic due to getting their butts kicked by a man with a tattoo of the American flag on each bicep. Family men are not necessarily male; a small number of females have been known to become family men after facing Guile in combat.

  * e.g.,  ... "Go home and be a family man." 

 [ "Family Man" ]

1: A man who goes all in for his homies, doesn't have hoes, likes to stay lowkey, and is a breadwinner.

  * e.g.,  ... My guy Chris is a true family man. 

 [ "Family Man" ]

1: Slang; a gay man (70's slang)

  * e.g.,  ... In a bar, the cop from the Village Pople walks up and asks if you're a family man. 

 [ "Family Man" ]

2:  Movie; starring Nick Cage (gay?)

  * e.g.,  ...  (rent the movie) 

 [ "Family Man’s Glizzy" ]

1: When a married man with kids has no privacy in his own home, he resorts to masturbating in his employers bathroom after he relieves his bowls, resembling a brown hotdog with a white condiment.

  * e.g.,  ... “Damnit Tucker! If you’re gonna drop a ‘Family Man’s Glizzy’ in the bathroom you gotta flush afterwards!” 

 [ "Go Home And Be A Family Man" ]

1: A phrase originally coined by Guile from the Street Fighter video game franchise, it was his tag line after defeating an opponent. Over the years, it has come to be used also when referring to someone who is past their prime at whatever it is that they should do.

  * e.g.,  ... Steven: "Hey, did you watch TNA Impact last week?" 

 [ "go all "family man" on me" ]

1: Snortingly-sarcastic term for a shyster's/villain's huffily acting like he's a conscientious peaceable virtuous caring-about-fellow-humans person who shouldn't be suspected or criticized, when of course in reality he's just a self-centered a**h**e who's totally undeserving of any praise or respect.

  * e.g.,  ... A prime example of someone's deciding to use this shameless tactic would be in "The Untouchables" with Kevin Costner --- when Elliot Ness angrily confronts Al Capone on the stairway and accuses him of murdering people and otherwise being a horrid crook, Capone indignantly lashes out right back at Ness for his "talking that way in front of Capone's son"... Ness's feelings would therefore be something like, Capone decided to go all "family man" on me --- how infuriatingly disgusting! 

 [ "Manning family" ]

1: Old definition: The family of chokers. As of 2005, nobody from the Manning Family had ever even appeared in a Super Bowl, let alone won one.

  * e.g.,  ... The Manning family, namely Eli and Peyton, has pwnage of the New England Patriots now, as both have beaten them on the way to winning Super Bowls. Nobody can make fun of them for being chokers anymore. 

 [ "Manning family" ]

2: New definition: The family that took ownership of the New England Patriots from Bob Kraft.

 [ "Milk Man Family" ]

1: First we have Father Milk Man. Father Milk Man is equivalent of a God. He is all our Father. Father has his own bible. Father is it’s own religion. I worship father. The Milk Man Family consists of one actually birthed child, Elena. Then we have the adopted children Nico, Evian, Noah, Jason, and Megan.

  * e.g.,  ... The Milk Man Family is so cool! i wish i was in it!!, 

 [ "Milk Man Family" ]

2: Nico, also goes by nicHOE, nicotine is so cool. She is very hot. she can make you come back for more if you know what i mean :,)

 [ "Milk Man Family" ]

3: Elena, also goes by sebha, sebHOE or Noah’s girlfriend is as asian as it gets. she is tall and her spirit animal is a panda. She is also the only birthed child, making her the ultimate humanoid.

 [ "Milk Man Family" ]

4: Evian, Ivan, or vodkuhhh is a lesbian dyke that nobody likes except for a- never mind.

 [ "Milk Man Family" ]

5: Noah, pierce, noHOE, or fence is the ultimate gay fence

 [ "Milk Man Family" ]

6: Jason is a mini-memer.

 [ "Milk Man Family" ]

7: Megan, cookiemegi is a musically E-girl God.

 [ "milk man family" ]

1: the milk man family consists of seven holy people. first, we have the one and only god father milk man. he is our only father and saviour. father is our religion. next, we have the only real birthed child, elena. she goes by the name sebha, sebhoe, yOon, megan’s gf, and sophia’s waipoo. she’s very eDgY and introverted1!!1!

  * e.g.,  ... omg i wish i was in the milk man family! 

 [ "milk man family" ]

2: nicolette is the next family member. nicolette goes by nico, nichOe, nicotine, nico nico nii, and evian’s gf. she is known to be the 4th adopted child. she loves her boyfriend evian very much. megan, who also goes by rat, megumin, pet rat, weeb, saucegay hater,cookimegi is the 2nd adopted child. she is elena’s pet rat and a tik tok e-girl god. even though megumin is tall, she’s actually a loli. pierce, the 3rd adopted child, goes by the name noah, noha, nohoe, or gay fortnite memer. he loves evian a lot but evian only likes nico. he’s also a very anti-social furry. evian, the 5th adopted child. his real name is ivaN? (i acc forgot how it’s spelt). he loves his girlfriend nico very very much

 [ "milk man family" ]

3: jason. jason is. interesting. those are all the godly milk man family members so far